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i posted this on my friends wall

and people were bitching about how it was creepy 

so then i posted this

Via We are the reckless generation
  • Teacher: What do ovaries do?
  • Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
  • Teacher: Wat
  • Class: Wat
  • Me: ...I mean make eggs
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Naquele momento chato quando um pacote diz “Abre fácil”

baesse:

Mas você acaba precisando  de tesouras, facas, uma arma, e um sabre de luz para abrir

Estranhosidades

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  • 12th graders: ew 11th graders
  • 11th graders: ew 10th graders
  • 10th graders: ew 9th graders
  • 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
  • middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
  • elementary kids: ew babies
  • babies: ew fetus
  • fetus: ew sperm
  • sperm: shit.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*

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this happened at my school as well

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Adicionar a si mesmo no MSN:

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